[violently wishes to be hot]
"Hey remember that time you…"
Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
if you want to challenge yourself just listen to every song on your ipod without skipping any
got a message saying ‘dont friendzone me?’
said ‘no problem i’m not even interested in friending you’
‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life
Hey asshole I stole that joke first
I just felt these two pictures needed to be together.
alpha and beta babies
quick grimdark rose warmup I did earlier today
*likes your post but secretly likes you*
the single cutest thing ive ever drawn